I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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