He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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