she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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