Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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