Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I think my moral compass just broke
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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