If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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