it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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