A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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