honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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