The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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