woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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