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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(503): View more from Oregon

iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(425): View more from Washington

the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(330): View more from Ohio

not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night

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(516): View more from New York

I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.

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