On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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