I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
