i just google imaged poop.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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