Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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