You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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