I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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