At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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