the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love having hate sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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