You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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