Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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