I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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