i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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