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Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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