I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I will be naked everywhere
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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