Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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