i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Panties = found
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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