This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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