i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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