did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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