Im at strip club and am horny
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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