I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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