i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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