I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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