Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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