Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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