And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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