I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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