There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Randomize
