is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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