CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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