Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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