How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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