But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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