Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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