At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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