going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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