Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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