I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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