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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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