How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
