So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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