Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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