Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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